WHO’S THE BOSS?

by: RUSSELL LEE

Aspiring businesswoman

      My cousin said his lady boss was a monster. At first,

I thought it was just peronal dislike, but later I found

out he meant it literally.

      According to my cousen, there was once he worked

overtime. It was late and he was the last one in his

office. Suddenly, there was a tap on his shoulds. He turned

around anhd saw his lady boss- but she had sharp teeth in

her mouth, like a vampire’s! She ordered him to take off his

shoes,

      She pushed him onto the floor and grabbed his bid toe.

Then she sucked and sucked, and he fainted. When my

cousin woke up, she was gone. The following morning she

looked normal again. But she warned him not to tell anyone

about it!

      That is why my cousen is very afraid of his lady boss. But

he’s not complaining. He got promoted anyway.